Wednesday, June 20, 2007

My first blog

This is my first blog on bloggers.com!!!

Bommarillu dialogues between team Member and His PL .

In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Subba explodes.....

Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru.... Chalu Sir...
vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu,
nenu kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....

Sir asks what did you lost ???

Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu
naa deggara emundo,
velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi-Programming skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.

Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work
cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo
meeru thelusukooru.

Then Sir tells that he thinks 1000 times before giving any work !!!

Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani
alochisthaare tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani
alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku
telusu, kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku thelidu-
naaku thelusu.

Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina
problem unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru.
Naatho maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir.
Friendly ga undandi Sir.

Then Sir tells that he is the one who usually tells to be friendly

Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte
jaragalikada.

Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani
adi work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince
chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani
anipistundi.

USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki
marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.

Hey Subba...., sample program cheyyamantaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS
rayyi.....FUNCTIONS RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.

Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...
nenu enduku Sir program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere
cheppestunte...
Complie kavatam ledu Sir.

Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi cheppaleeka,
narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.

Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela
choopinchaalo kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju Swagat meeda kooda
arichesaanu. Daanitho Swagat naatho matladatham manesadu.......
Asalu nenendhuku ala unnano Swagat ke ardam kakapothe inka
meekela telustundi Sir.

Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali.. anthe kadaa. Chestanu Sir.
Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING .... evemi
work out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali.
kaani edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa.
Appudu naa project spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.

Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???. Kaani
mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone unnanu.

ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste
andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika mundu
kooda alage untanu.

Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhes nenedo
cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please....

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